May 2013
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UW vs WSU
Me: There's so many white people wearing WSU jackets -___-
Maridel: Lol. At school?
Maridel: Don't make friends with them. Lol.
Me: HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. But some of them are pretty attractive. Mannnnnnn.
Me: Oh and Ratchety wore one too. Dat hoe.
Maridel: Hahaha, noooooo. If you love me as your best friend, you would understand. I know dat hoe be trying to bring all dem bitches to da yard. Hahah jk jk.
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BFF Maridel.
Me: Guess who I saw today. Lol.
Maridel: Who?
Me: Sexy underage white guy. My life.
Maridel: Hahaha. Did you say hi? Or did you guys just do the weird stare thing?
Me: I sat next to him and then he left cause he was late for class. I'm a sad boy.
Maridel: Lol. Are you sexually frustrated now? I would be if something like that happened to me! Hahah!
Me: Omg Maridel -___- I guess I am tho. Man. I like his voice. He looked at me. I looked at him. Mannnnnnn.
Maridel: Hahaha, I knew it!! Damn, best love story everrr! You should have serenaded with some T. Swift song. Lol. You should have at least said hi.
I have this weird staring thing going on with this kid at school. It's like we're making love with one another through staring. Jk. He stares at me and I always catch him. He's weird. I like his eyes. Lol.
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Conversation through tweets.
Me: If the parking lot is nearly empty but you still park near me, I assume that you want the D.
Gurkamal: or he wanna wait under your car to kill you as you step out and stuff your body in his car. you know.
Me: Noooooo. They want the D! Why errone cute gotta be a crazy ass murderer?!
Gurkamal: the world only make sense if someone cute a murderer. why you think he aint tryin to get close to you. cuZ he got smthn TA HIDE
Me: Of course he gotta hide something. He gotta the throbbing boner he got from when he saw me!
Gurkamal: omg yo, get a pic if you spot it
Me: Imagine if it happened often enough that I could start my own website. http://bonersinaparkinglot.tumblr.com. Hahaha.
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April 2013
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Peaceful Traveler
I gazed at him from behind the large pristinely kept sheet of glass with disbelief pouring off of me in waves. I just couldn’t believe it. But there he was sitting at our usual green padded booth with a cup of steaming coffee atop the table. The white steam danced in front of his face. A small pile of white sheets of paper were set in front of him along with a small cup of mismatched...
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Pen Island Co.
Victoria Delaney was in the middle of dusting the floorboards when she thought up a brilliant plan of revenge against her boss. It’s not that she hated her boss, oh no, Harry “Pen Island” Witt the owner of Pen Island Co. was a kind and jolly man. But Victoria was unhappy with her lack of a promotion. She had envisioned herself running up the company ladders, but instead she was stuck...
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The Speech I Never Plan to Give
Aunt Julie lifted her dainty manicured hand and smacked her husband playfully on the head. She then turned toward the counter nearest the fridge and grabbed her gaudy purple purse. A throng of key chains attached to the monstrosity of a bag jingled with every step she took.
“Well the groceries aren’t going to buy themselves.” She paused in thought. “Well at least not until Google invents...
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That Beach was Beautiful
No matter the time of day, the Philippines was stuck in a perpetual state of heat. The sun’s brutal rays of light fell upon everyone, soaking into their skin. Several people had their skin transformed into a toughened quality similar in appearance to worn leather. The severe lack of clouds allowed the harsh rays to reach their targets unimpeded. While a thick layer of warm tropical air caused the...
March 2013
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